01 6 / 2017

29 5 / 2017

29 5 / 2017

espikvlt:
“ iwannabeadored:
“ seasaluki:
“ please don’t say that
”
Jesus fucking christ
”
are you sure this isn’t clickhole or something
”

espikvlt:

iwannabeadored:

seasaluki:

please don’t say that 

Jesus fucking christ

are you sure this isn’t clickhole or something

(via ryngtail)

29 5 / 2017

fitzsimmmonsy:

“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night

(via sassy-spoon)

23 5 / 2017

queenoftheantz:
“We had an interaction assignment, and GUESS WHAT I DID!!!
”

queenoftheantz:

We had an interaction assignment, and GUESS WHAT I DID!!!

(via pheepupper)

23 5 / 2017

queenciityconfidential:

buttcanine:

saltdust-crusader:

zingoogniz:

loloman23:

poptartconnoisseur:

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it is safe. he is our protector

Poseidon trembles before him

damp souls

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Dont let FromSoftware see this, theyll make it real

(via chickenstab)

23 5 / 2017

19 5 / 2017

piratebay-premium:

exigetspersonal:

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

The origins of the mission status: sick image

(via chickenstab)

19 5 / 2017

maryburgers:
“ benwarheit:
“Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window:
-the insane orange waiter
-that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman
-the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier...

maryburgers:

benwarheit:

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window:
-the insane orange waiter
-that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman
-the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point.
-the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein
-but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses
-there’s three wine glasses
-one’s for him.

This makes me laugh to the point of tears every time I see it

(via chickenstab)

19 5 / 2017

darkross:
“ goon:
“it would be called disappointing your mother
”
and just for the record, it’d be highjacking
”

darkross:

goon:

it would be called disappointing your mother

and just for the record, it’d be highjacking

(via chickenstab)